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Who's Your Daddy?
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I left the gym on Thursday morning ready to eat, eat, EAT. It was my first appointment with the trainer I will affectionately call WorkOut Barbie. And WorkOut Barbie really can whip me into shape in one hour. By the end of the hour I was fantasizing about food, my muscles were quivering, and I couldn't wait to get away from the gym.

So I took Caden-3yr and Seth-1yr to the McDonald's drive thru where I would get who knows what. I didn't care.  We pulled up to the window, and i noticed just how deserted the place was. No people in the parking lot, few cars. Just my kids, the guy at the drive thru window, and me - a hungry, shaky mess.

He had handed me my change, and Caden-3yr got VERY excited. Mike's radio commercial (advertising his new time slot for his radio show) had just come on the air, so Caden-3yr started yelling, "THAT'S DAD-DEEEEEEE!!!!"  Over and over. Then Seth-1yr started in. I joined in.  Hey, I was hungry. "Yea!!!! It's your DADDY!" 

At about this time I notice that the guy at the drive thru window  is looking really bad. Color is draining from his face. He looks sick. Eyes kinda big. Mouth a little open. Left hand holding onto the edge of the sliding window.


Oops.  I mentioned no one was around, right?

"Um. That's my husband on the radio!  That's their daddy!" I said, too brightly, and finished up with him so we could leave.

Poor guy. He thought we were driving up and declaring paternity.

I think someone has a guilty conscience...

My mother has a gift for titles, jingles, slogans, etc. Need a catchy one? She freelances.  (This blog title is one of hers.)

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Jeana Said:

That is hilarious!

on Mar 26, 2007 2:16:41 PM
Shalee Said:

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That's too funny!

And yet so expected from you, Kels...

on Mar 26, 2007 2:40:13 PM
Jana Said:

I am laughing out loud. That is so, so funny!

on Mar 26, 2007 3:54:20 PM
Geekwif Said:

I gotta get me some kids so I have funny stuff to blog about. You and your kids crack me up!

on Mar 26, 2007 6:42:27 PM
LeAnne Said:

HAA! I love that!

on Mar 26, 2007 8:12:40 PM

THAT is funny!!!


on Mar 26, 2007 8:47:25 PM
millicent Said:

oh my that is funny! poor guy...

on Mar 27, 2007 9:24:23 AM
Stacey Said:

That is too funny! I wonder what was really going through his mind right then : )

on Mar 27, 2007 11:25:05 AM

I laughed out loud too - LittleMiss NEEDED to know WHY MaaMaa was laughin' - how do I explain that one?

on Mar 27, 2007 2:01:51 PM
Robbin Said:

Hilarious! Poor guy. I probably would have kept asking him questions. I always have the need to know just one more thing about someone. It's probably good you just drove off!

on Mar 28, 2007 11:42:19 AM
Kristen Said:

Bwwaaahhaaaahaaa!! That is AWESOME!!!

on Mar 28, 2007 4:40:49 PM
cheeriobutt Said:

Ha! That is too funny! Love it!

on Mar 29, 2007 9:33:27 AM
Heth Said:

That is a really great story.

on Mar 29, 2007 4:12:38 PM
Amy Said:

Wonder what that guy was doing 3-4 years ago:)

on Mar 30, 2007 5:33:09 PM

I was out of town for a week and missed this! Hil-arious! hahahah...

on Apr 5, 2007 12:52:43 AM

I was out of town for a week and missed this! Hil-arious! hahahah...

on Apr 5, 2007 12:52:56 AM
ed reed Said:

I thought this blog is very well written. i enjoyed reading what I could. i will return to read more. Keep up the good work.

on May 24, 2008 9:53:07 AM