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Achy Breaky Ego

October 22, 2006 | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0)

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There's a few people in my life that just don't like me. I'm usually fine with that. Every once in awhile I do an inventory and ask myself if i'm harboring any great ill will toward any of them. If I am, i pray until i'm not. No biggie. It's my system and it works for me. But the other night I suppose i had let it go too long, and my subconscious really needed to point that out. And oh! my subconscious is funny.

I dreamed that one of these people (a woman) was dating a 21yr old drag queen, who wore his hair just like hers. She was crazy in love with him, and pregnant with his child. Not just a little pregnant. TWELVE months pregnant. Hee hee. I woke up and giggled into my pillow until i woke the baby.

Then the next day? Big annoying 'what goes around comes around' kinda thing. And hello? I only DREAMED she was a year pregnant with a weird boyfriend with HER hair. just a dream! But I channel flipped and came across MY hair. Not on a woman. Not even on a drag queen.

On Billy Ray Cyrus.

Uh. huh. I have Billy Ray Cyrus Hair, minus the blond highlights. Last I checked, (circa 1992) he had a mullet and we didn't look anything alike.

(If you care to see my hair, visit CMT and watch the Wanna Be Your Joe video. Yo. That's me.)

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Patrick Said:

It could be worse.
At least you don't look like him pre mullet.
You should see him on his daughter's show. There he goes for a sorta greasy redneck chic look.

Patrick

on Oct 22, 2006 5:36:15 PM

jeana Said:

That is hysterical. And if it makes you feel any better, yesterday when I was eating dry Lucky Charms and watching Hannah Montana (Shut up, Scott and the kids were out of the house so, really, I had no choice) and anyway Billy Ray plays the dad on that show, and I was thinking, "Ooh, his hair-do would look great on a woman. On him, or any other man really, not so much."

And I love your hair. And I also love that I'm going to see you and your hair in less than a week. Squee!

BTW, if you come in early come hang with me and Lauren.

on Oct 22, 2006 6:06:31 PM

Linda Said:

Sounds a little scarey, but I'm sure on you it looks just fine! I'm having hair "issues" these days too. Just can't quite figure out what to do with it.
Sweet dreams :-)

on Oct 22, 2006 9:03:22 PM

crickl's nest Said:

heehee, that's a cute hairdo!

This post is so funny! I wish I had funny dreams like that...mine are always disturbing and about me stressing out, trying to accomplish something that has tons of weird/dreamish obstacles....if that makes sense.

heehee

on Oct 22, 2006 11:02:41 PM

Trisha Said:

Thanks for the laugh. I posted a similar hair scare post. Stop by if you would like to see which male has my hair!!

on Oct 23, 2006 12:58:22 AM

Whitney Said:

hey kelsey, its whitney-we just got back in town sat. trying to recoer from our interesting, but fun trip...anywhos-just wanted to say hey! love ya tons!

on Oct 23, 2006 10:00:50 AM

Stacey Said:

I'm so sure. Billy's got nothing on you girl!!

on Oct 23, 2006 11:53:55 AM

daring one Said:

It's actually quite a cute cut. I was so relieved to see you didn't have a mullet.

on Oct 23, 2006 2:44:42 PM

Shalee Said:

I think you'll be okay... unless you've got the beard/goatee to go with it. Then I'd say that something would have to change. I'd suggest the eyebrows and the chin and the cheeks on the next waxing scenario.

But, blessed as you are, you'll only have to do the brows for this weekend. And I'm just flat out excited to hug you and your beautiful hair!

on Oct 23, 2006 2:59:28 PM