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A Spittin' Good Time
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So, life is not one big laugh with HolySister, it just seems like it. Or maybe it is. Yeah, I think it is actually.

We head into my bedroom, where I blog via laptop on the bed. HolySister asked if I'd posted lately and I said, "Nah. Kinda a light blog week."

She answered, "That's ok. It's a heavy HolySister week."

Pause. We look at one another, and then she says, "Ok. Let's not EVER use that phrase again."

We nod, agreeing it sounded awful. I pop a handful of delicious DARK chocolate m&ms in my mouth, and savor each glorious one. Mmmm.

Then HolySister says, "That kinda made me sound like a Mack Truck or something."

For who knows what reason (but her timing was comedically  perfect), I laughed and spewed chewed up dark chocolate m&ms down my black shirt and all over my arms. I'm snorting, spitting, and HolySister is trying to catch her breath from her own laughing in order to tell me that I have drooled blue m&m  spit (with dark chocolate chunks) straight down my chin. It was disgusting and hilarious, and I am a moron. Oh, the laughing. It hurts my abs and stains my chin.

And I haven't even told you about the toast. Oh! The toast! Ha!!

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Faith Said:

You two are a riot!!!!

on Aug 3, 2006 2:15:29 PM
sarahgrace Said:

Hee hee hee- thanks for the laughs!

on Aug 3, 2006 2:44:30 PM

I love my brothers, but wish I had a sister! Considering my parents' ages (75/67), I seriously doubt that's a possibility. Anyhoo, sounds like a snortin' good time "y'all" had.

on Aug 3, 2006 2:53:49 PM
Kristina Said:

You always manage to make me smile...

on Aug 3, 2006 3:00:27 PM
Tess Said:

I once snorted milk and mac & cheese out my nose at the same time. soooo painful.

on Aug 3, 2006 3:10:01 PM
Vintage Wine Said:

This is such a nice post to read - it makes me laugh too :-)
Laughter is something we should really appreciate, because a laughter makes all the difference in the world sometimes. I`m thankful for my family & friends who makes me laugh!

on Aug 3, 2006 3:48:12 PM
Geekwif Said:

I think I need a HolySister in my life. No one has ever made me laugh so hard I drooled M&Ms. Oh, wait. That's because I don't eat M&Ms. Silly me. I love the sore gut kind of laughing.

I'm still anxiously awaiting the toast and the shoes!

on Aug 3, 2006 7:39:40 PM

It's so great how you a holysister get along so wonderfully! My sis and I are not close at all. It's sad really. We call each other every once in a while and email occasionally. She's my only sister...maybe someday, who knows. Now that I've brought you down....lol. Glad you're having such a great time!!!

on Aug 3, 2006 8:06:44 PM
J-mom Said:

Hi, Just writing to let you know how much I enjoy catching up on your latest laughs and snorts. It's not as much fun as being there with the two of you but I love knowing how much you enjoy each other's company. It still amazes me that you are the same sisters who used to make the most amazing faces at each other to see who could be the scariest. Why don't you share a couple of those faces with us - just pick up that handy camera phone!
Love, Mom

on Aug 3, 2006 8:12:07 PM
Jan Said:

Thanks for sharing the hilarity!
I didn't even know m & ms came in *dark* chocolate. I haven't seen them anywhere that I shop.

on Aug 3, 2006 8:19:33 PM
heather* Said:

HolyCrap! Ha ha couldn't resist.

on Aug 3, 2006 11:39:33 PM
kris Said:

I LOVE dark chocolate m&ms and last summer after I finished my first bag I went to buy more and couldn't find them ANYWHERE! I was shocked and horrified. A few months later I saw some little bags at a CVS and bought all of them. I hid them of course, and hope to find some more soon...
Where do you find them?

on Aug 4, 2006 8:45:11 AM
Heather Said:

Sounds like you are having such a great visit with your sister! Fun times!

on Aug 4, 2006 10:51:13 AM
JennG Said:

Looking forward to hearing about the rest of your visit. It sounds like a blast!

on Aug 4, 2006 2:01:15 PM
e-Mom Said:

First time here. (I think.) I hope you get your manuscript published. Nice you have a sister so close to you!

on Aug 4, 2006 9:03:54 PM
cheeriobutt Said:

Pictures! pictures! We want pictures!

on Aug 4, 2006 9:23:21 PM
Lauren Said:

You two are almost dangerous together! You probably shouldn't put small items in your mouth when you're together. Send the rest of the m&m's my way, okay?

on Aug 5, 2006 3:41:45 PM
momrn2 Said:

What? And no pictures?? That's ok... I've got a pretty good one in my mind already! :-)

on Aug 6, 2006 12:04:58 AM
Heth Said:

There is nothing better than a good laugh. Except a good laugh that involves "Sund-ee" pie or M&M's. You two are awesome.

on Aug 6, 2006 5:19:08 PM
angie Said:

oh, this entry makes me miss my sis WAY too much. we're 11 months apart and shared a room the whole time we were growing up.
there's nothing like a sister...nothing.

on Aug 6, 2006 8:23:40 PM
Ginger Said:


on Aug 6, 2006 10:44:32 PM
Theresa Said:

Oh, you're making me miss my sisters SO much. I guess I'll live vicarously through y'all! Sounds like a blast!

on Aug 7, 2006 11:40:00 PM
owlhaven Said:

Nothing like a good sister-laugh, huh?


on Aug 8, 2006 1:22:53 AM
Amy Said:

I just found your site and you are so funny! I have those moments with my sister as well...the best!

on Aug 9, 2006 5:13:35 PM
Stacey Said:

Dark Chocolate M&M?? How have I not seen these yet? I love Dark chocolate so much!! Gotta find some soon!

Sounds like such fun with HolySister... I love when you can act like an idiot and your favorite people don't care!!

on Aug 11, 2006 7:47:00 PM