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My mom and I sold stuff on eBay. She does this sort of thing, I just buy. (and buy WELL, I might add, as does she. and HolySister.)

Mom did the descriptions and photos and I was supposed to check over those listings before she posted them. I did not. I mean, my MOM wrote them, and so what if that was months ago in the middle of the night and we were both emotional and sleep deprived...?  Well, to be fair, I don't think she was emotional, but I was and fact-checking just really didn't rate as a priority. Mom's so reliable, anyway, and it would be such a total pain to go to so much trouble...

See where I'm going? uh huh. I screwed up three different auctions, and am trying to rectify it. I'm trying HARD to rectify it because that is potentially THREE WHOLE NEGATIVE FEEDBACKS. And if you don't get the gravity of that, well, just trust me. That's BAAAAD.  Mike doesn't understand this at all, and said, "Honey, this will not change your life in any significant way."

Hello? Was that MikeSpeak for "Stop overreacting?" Because I don't like to be told that. Ever.

This clearly demonstrated that he had NO concept of the sacred nature of the eBay feedback system. You guard your positive feedback score with everything you have so that people will recognize you as a good seller. And? A good SHOPPER. Which I am. 

So I exhaled slowly and calmly said, "You do not understand. Three negative feedbacks... that is... the scarlet letter upon my very eBay soul..." I leaned in a little so he'd see the seriousness in my eyes.

He snorted. The nerve!

The next day things did not seem so bleak at all, and I explained the entire episode to HolySister. Complete with the 'scarlet letter' metaphor. (Which should be appreciated because I just don't do metaphors often or well, and this one rocked. ROCKED.)

And she didn't miss a beat, and said, "EXACTLY. That is EXACTLY what it's like." And then went on to talk about how it hadn't happened yet, and what to do next.

Final note to my Mom: You've turned me into a seller. Fun!

to HolySister: I relished telling Mike exactly how you reacted. (Now he thinks we're both weird.)

Final Note to Y'all:

Nuh UH am I so NOT giving out my eBay user id! Are you kidding me? I'd just vomit if I thought I'd accidentally misrepresented an item to momrn2 or to shalee or whoever. Nuh UH, so not going there. You might think I don't like anonymity, given all of this bloggy stuff, but I have my limits. I think.

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momrn2 Said:

Oh, please don't vomit. That would be a bit extreme?! Glad to see you wouldn't want to misrepresent to me though! :-)

I'm hoping that is the case with this whole exercise/ eat right site you referred me to because... well, let's just say I am a wimp and have had my hiney kicked this week!! If you could only feel my pain... *whimper*. (don't laugh when I tell you all I've done is walk the treadmill)... don't ask about the incline I tackled though... (more whimpers)and it's ONLY Tuesday!!

And to be even more honest... I would have just searched for you on e-bay as "holymama". Who knew you could be "more" names than one?!?! :-)

You can tell your husband that there are 3 "weirdo's" out here because I too get it. I hardly ever shop e-bay... but when I do, I definately check the ratings. Any negative makes me re-think.

OH, I am so sorry! I'd still buy from you anyday... (if only I knew your name....hhmmmm) :-)

on Jun 27, 2006 10:29:17 PM
owlhaven Said:

If you are a big ebayer, maybe a ding or two wouldn't hurt you too bad. I feel OK buying from someone who has a 98% rating or higher. but hopefully if you communicate with your buyer you will not get dinged.

And, as my mom says, it doesn't affect your salvation!


on Jun 27, 2006 11:40:31 PM
Julie Said:

I've found that most ebay buyers are pretty good if you do your very best to rectify the situation promptly. I've had to issue a refund once because I remembered something incorrectly. So the key is good communication and to try your best to make things right. Usually all is okay then!

And you can tell Mike that I guard my 100% positive feedback with my life!!!!

on Jun 27, 2006 11:44:56 PM
Heather Said:

Too funny! I just bought my first eBay item and when I got my first positive comment I thought "whoa - this is heady stuff - I can see where it can get a little addictive." But I haven't gone back since, because the duty I had to pay bringing it into Canada killed the joy fairly quickly.

(The Heather from Fumbling for Words, since you seem to have plethora of Heathers who comment here.)

on Jun 28, 2006 8:24:30 AM
Stephanie Said:

So funny! My mom is a total ebay buyer and one seller miscommunicated payment instructions (or something REALLY STUPID) and my mom got a negative feedback (GASP!)....I wanted to find the seller and beat him/her up for talking bad about my Mama!!!

I totally get it!

on Jun 28, 2006 9:10:34 AM

So eBay is another place where I can go to try to be popular? Well, I was considering becoming a seller; that just about settles it, then.

on Jun 28, 2006 10:02:35 AM
Stacey Said:

I'm absolutely paranoid about my positive feedback!! Mike just doesn't understand : )

on Jun 28, 2006 10:21:49 AM
Kristen Said:

Well, I'm not an e-bay"er", but I know how it works, and I can understand your concern! :-) How dare the hubby snort in your face! LOL!

on Jun 28, 2006 10:34:25 AM
Tracy Said:

I am really into eBay selling, so can totally understand!! Communicating with your buyers is the key. Just let them know what's going on in a very friendly way, and it should be fine!

on Jun 28, 2006 10:45:50 AM
Shalee Said:

Keep your identity secret, I say. You can be the Super Woman of Ebay. But for the record, I would definitely not hold you accountable, especially if you told me about how and your mother wrote the descriptions. It's all a learning curve.

I have things to sell, but I am so scared that I wouldn't even know where to start... Maybe you can tell me about it in October when we're at the Dallas get together? I figure if I stay on the topic of shopping, you will be entirely comfortable with me. :)

on Jun 28, 2006 11:05:34 AM
Patrick B Said:

Just so your husband knows there are guys who also know what you mean. I protect my ebay rating with my life. I have jumped through hoops to keep it clean and I value my 100% rating as much as any diploma or degree. And to be honest I've gotten more value out of my rating as well.

on Jun 28, 2006 11:35:51 AM
Carrie Said:

Okay, this post just left me wanting more b/c I'm nosey. What were you selling and how did it get so messed up?

Email me your ebay ID and we'll keep it our little secret. ;)

on Jun 28, 2006 12:02:17 PM
Megan Said:

Dallas get together? Oh, sorry, don't mean to be nosy.... :)

As far as e-bay goes, I'm a buyer, (and my husband laughs when I get excited about my "win"....since I actually have to PAY, it's not like I WON the item for free!) but anyway, I too, guard my 100% feedback with my life. I had a rude seller once, but I refused to leave negative feedbak, for fear she would do the same... It's like a game sometimes!

on Jun 28, 2006 12:51:24 PM
JennG Said:

Oh, I'm so sorry that you're having issues with Ebay. I am so, so sorry! I have been there and I do not want to go back. Unfortunately, Ebay can suck you in faster than anything!!!

on Jun 28, 2006 1:41:07 PM
kep Said:

Most people really are nice. One time I was selling a record album and didn't pack it well enough and it was broken in half when the guy got it. He emailed and let me know and I was properly horrified and offered to return his money and he was fine with the whole thing. Said I had good communication on the feedback and didn't even mention it was broken. As long as people don't think you're trying to mess with them on purpose, hopefully it will all be fine.

I'm going to Dallas too! Hope to meet you. I promise I don't have a perfect ponytail. :)

on Jun 28, 2006 3:08:27 PM
oshee Said:

I've sold quite a bit on ebay altho it has been a bit. I got one nuetral feedback and I was devastated. Took me over a week to decide to do nothing and let it go since it didn't hurt. My poor husband who does understand ebay still found it hard to deal with me over it for a week. LOL
I hope to continue selling agains soon.

Just where will I find the time??

on Jun 28, 2006 4:51:16 PM
Theresa Said:

Feel your pain girlee - we Ebayer's have got to protect our ratings!

on Jun 28, 2006 5:41:08 PM
Geekwif Said:

Positive feedback? HUGELY important! If I see a seller with less than 100%, I go check to see what that one negative feedback is about. Most of the time, I determine that it's okay anyway...especially if it's something I really really want.

(The scarlet letter metaphor totally rocks, by the way!!)

on Jun 28, 2006 6:20:42 PM
angi Said:

Oh, do NOT mess with my positive feedback! I will bite back! lol. Even the thoughts of a neutral gives me hives!

I have to say, I am curious as to what your ebay name is though... just a little hint would be nice. ;)

on Jun 29, 2006 1:49:03 AM
Carol Said:

Oh, yeah. You don't want that metaphorical scarlet letter. No way. Reputation is important in business, right?

on Jun 29, 2006 9:06:45 AM
chelle Said:

I am sure it will all work out, at least you are trying to fix it!! I so love ebay but I have to stay away a little :)

on Jun 29, 2006 11:55:40 AM
GiBee Said:

Hey -- you want me to submit a few positive feedback comments? Cause I can, ya know ... and for FREE, too!

on Jun 29, 2006 4:31:49 PM
kelly jeanie Said:

I get it. I have 100% right now and I am absolutely paranoid about it. I almost wish I'd just get a negative feedback so I could be done with it and get on with my life.

on Jun 29, 2006 6:59:53 PM
mamakraft Said:

I totally get your concern. I break out into hives if I think that there is even a slight potantial that I have miffed someone .. I have a 100% positive record and I am not messin' with that ... heck, it's the only time in my life I have been 100% anything ...

on Jun 30, 2006 1:34:03 AM
Janice Said:

yes - i agree - it is like a scarlet letter - great metaphor. I sure hope you successfully pacify the customers. As long as you bend over backwards to appease them, they won't give you a bad rating.

very funny post though - and really isn't that what matters?

on Jun 30, 2006 1:28:28 PM