It's the 17th. The date each month where women the globe over do SELF BREAST EXAMS and then leave a blog comment here saying so. Isn't life good?
Here is what you do. Do that monthly breast exam. Now. Go.
Good. Then leave a comment on THIS post right here saying that you did.
You will feel better for having done your exam, AND you will be eligible for a fantastic prize which I have yet to purchase because I"m just that kind of unorganized. AND! You get full benefits of Club 17 membership.
Full benefits of club membership include but are not limited to the following:
cool blog button! look to the left and see the cutie in the crown! that's yours after you participate any 6 times. After participating ONLY ONCE, you are eligible for the Not Yet Crowned Cutie. All details found HERE.
Also, the very best comments come on these Club 17 posts. Readers update other readers on their health, their prayers, their stories. Readers ask others to pray or spread the word about things. IT's very chatty. It's always my favorite comment section, so don't miss it.
Friends and relatives who refuse to comment even on these important posts: email me that you did it, please. i will then assign you a quirky pseudonym for this purpose, post a comment for you saying that you did your BSE and then you will also be eligible for the not yet purchased but altogether lovely prize. So... email me THAT YOU DID IT, and then I'll name you and enter you and you will be a real live Club 17er.
That offer also stands for my dear lurkers. I adore you, you anonymous and shy readers. You, too, can email me and request that i post a comment on your behalf with a catchy name. For you, anything. But since you don't comment, I really don't know you well enough to give you a name. When you email me, you might give me a hint as to your hobbies or something like that. (it might take me a few days to get back to you. be patient, dear lurker, and do not think that i've rejected you. i'm just out of town briefly and may or may not have access.)
No matter. Anything for the breast health of the blogosphere, that's what I'm always sayin'.
No not really! That would be weird.
(autoposting. carry on in comments without me and i'll be back soon.)