"Please don't pull off your brother's toenail."
long pause, then, "WOW! He didn't even CRY and it was the WHOLE THING!"
"The cat does NOT want to wear sandals."
(Seth-1yr was convinced otherwise.)
"Quit making Icky Spit Noises, please." (i must have said this one 10 times just today.)
"STOP! The cat REALLY does not want to wear sandals!"