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Heard Around the House

May 30, 2007 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

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"Please don't pull off your brother's toenail."

long pause, then, "WOW! He didn't even CRY and it was the WHOLE THING!"

"The cat does NOT want to wear sandals."

(Seth-1yr was convinced otherwise.)

"Quit making Icky Spit Noises, please." (i must have said this one 10 times just today.)

"STOP! The cat REALLY does not want to wear sandals!"

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Geekwif Said:

He pulled his brother's toenail off???!! Ouch!!

on May 31, 2007 6:49:06 AM

Heather Said:

The spit noises one is popular in our home lately, as well.

on May 31, 2007 9:15:03 AM

Amy @ Experience Imagination Said:

Somehow, I feel a bit better when I read that an other woman's children don't listen to her either.

Sorry you've had a frustrating day! Here's to a nice restful evening all around.

on May 31, 2007 2:02:29 PM

Wind Said:

If I could auto-produce a HUGE fart at will, that's what I'd do. I'd get in the stall next to her and blow away!

I have a neighbor whose cell phone is glued to her ear 24/7, I swear!! She can't even get the mail without the phone to her head. It's probably her that you had in the bathroom with you, as a matter of fact!

I can't stand her, btw. So, next time you see her, flush her and her phone down the toilet, would ya? >:-)

~Wind (pardon the pun)

on Jun 2, 2007 9:20:11 AM

Lisa Said:

My personal favorite this week at our house was, "Sela(our dog), please don't lick his (my 3-year old's) butt crack!" WHAT? AHHHH!!! You have to love the phrases and phases of parenting!!

on Jun 21, 2007 12:12:23 PM

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