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A Bad Combination

February 20, 2007 | Comments (23) | TrackBack (0)

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1 explaining to a psychiatrist's secretary why i will NEVER return to see her boss, and also try to project a calm confidence and nothing that appears like MomCrazy.

2 opening fridge, seeing the brightly colored sticker on the side of my kids' pink prescription antiobiotic - and the words "SHAKE WELL"

3 getting a Diet Coke while still carrying on conversation with secretary who doesn't understand why "I don't think we're a 'good match' " - what, like this is eHarmony?

4 opening the Diet Coke after accidentally programming my brain to SHAKE WELL

5 spraying the entire kitchen and myself with fizz and laughing my head off while i gasp, abandon all attempts at 'calm' and 'confident' and giggle, "YO MY GOSH, it's not a good time! OR a good match! heeee hEEEeee Thankyousomuchforcalling, bye now Heeeeee!"

All of the above equals (at least the appearance of) MomCrazy, and then some.

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Jeana Said:

HolyMama. Shaken, not stirred.

on Feb 20, 2007 1:18:14 PM

flipflopmamma Said:

Oh that is too funny!!! That woman prolly thinks you've completely flipped your lid!

on Feb 20, 2007 1:47:44 PM

Julee Huy Said:

Watch out! They're coming to take you away!

on Feb 20, 2007 1:50:08 PM

bluepaintred Said:

honestyl, if you are going to appear crazy to someone, who better then a shirnk and his shrink wrap?

on Feb 20, 2007 2:33:48 PM

nicole Said:

If you are laughing then you must not be crazy. It is a funny story.

on Feb 20, 2007 2:39:59 PM

crickl's nest Said:

Ha! After that phone conv. I hope they don't come to get you forcibly! lol

on Feb 20, 2007 3:17:18 PM

kelli in the mirror Said:

Oh, that is funny! Made me laugh out loud.

on Feb 20, 2007 4:38:37 PM

Julie Said:

What, no picture?

on Feb 20, 2007 5:41:11 PM

Carol Said:

Girl, what did I tell you about those diet cokes?

Shake well. pffffththtthth

on Feb 20, 2007 6:26:24 PM

Becky Said:

Yeah...I would have loved a picture on that one, too! :) That is great stuff and a bad combination indeed!

on Feb 20, 2007 6:53:47 PM

Chilihead Said:

You. Crack. Me. Up. Seriously.

on Feb 20, 2007 9:01:33 PM

Rocks in my Dryer Said:

RFLOL...

on Feb 20, 2007 10:37:21 PM

tas Said:

Too funny, I hope that never happens to me!!

on Feb 21, 2007 6:59:25 AM

Melissa Said:

ROFL. Now, that made me laugh.... :) I hope it wasn't too terrible to clean up! (i dumped chinese food all over the carpet last night, ugh)

Melissa
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on Feb 21, 2007 10:03:31 AM

Karla~Looking Towards Heaven Said:

oh good heavens that is funny stuff!!!

Blessings,
Karla

on Feb 21, 2007 10:06:08 AM

Jerri Said:

hee...hee...
:)

on Feb 21, 2007 4:03:28 PM

Grim Reality Girl Said:

One of the things I love about you is that you do things that I do... this is definately something I would do... No offense, but it is better you than me today :-) Thanks for sharing this one -- you made me feel better!!

on Feb 21, 2007 6:54:19 PM

Stacey Said:

Wow, that is not a good combination at all! I bet it was a good laugh though : )

on Feb 21, 2007 11:38:57 PM

julie carobini Said:

Hilarious!!! I have mommybrain too, Kels!

on Feb 22, 2007 11:52:37 AM

Deena Said:

ROFLOL!!! That made my day...which tells you something about my day...

on Feb 22, 2007 4:33:49 PM

Frannie Farmer Said:

What? Isn't that how everyone's day goes? Please tell me it is ... 'cause otherwise I am going to have even more of a complex.