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How I Amused Myself Today

January 10, 2007 | Comments (13) | TrackBack (0)

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Do you remember that old Bellamy Brothers song, "Do you love as good as you look?"

What....?

NO?

Does this help?

"Honey, do you love as good as you look?

Judging from the cover, I"d love to read the book..."

Today anytime a kid had a poo diaper, I insisted on singing "Baby, you don't smell as good as you look... Judging from that odor... I"d looooove to wipe... your .... butt... 'cause baby, you don't smell.... as good as you look."

Have I mentioned I can't sing? It only adds to the performance value, trust me.

(ok, really i didn't sing 'butt.' i'm such a stickler for 'appropriateness.' it would have sounded better, but i couldn't bring myself to do it. 'bottom' just didn't have the right number of syllables though.)

stickler for appropriateness? did i just write that AT THE BOTTOM - no pun intended- OF A POST ON HOW TO MAKE A BELLAMY BROTHERS SONG INTO A POO SONG? GEEZ. what a weird lady i am.

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Big Mama Said:

There will be no judgement from me regarding turning a Bellamy Brothers classic into a poo song. In fact, I may steal your lyrics and use them myself.

on Jan 10, 2007 10:49:23 PM

HolyMama! Said:

Yee Haw, Big Mama!! (i'm sure it'll sound better when you sing it!)

on Jan 10, 2007 10:57:20 PM

HolySister Said:

Did any of the boys sing along?

on Jan 11, 2007 8:36:46 AM

qtpies7 Said:

too funny! Who are the Bellamy Brothers??? You could sing "buns" instead of butt.

on Jan 11, 2007 10:48:55 AM

Amy Said:

We use "bum" around here.

Also, we have our own song for diaper time. Sung to the old "Howdy Doody" theme: "It's diaper changing time, it's diaper changing time" (and so on).

I thought we were the only ones. :)

on Jan 11, 2007 2:03:15 PM

bluepaintred Said:

weird, yes. Amusing, absolutly!

on Jan 11, 2007 2:12:27 PM

flipflopmamma Said:

Girl, you so crazy!! LOL.

on Jan 11, 2007 2:17:52 PM

Heather Said:

Tush would fit well! Thanks for the laugh!

on Jan 11, 2007 4:29:01 PM

Frannie Farmer Said:

I love that. I do that all the time w/the brood and I am certain that those will be the moments they remember when they are grown (please... after the manditory therapy!) .. as will yours.

on Jan 11, 2007 5:02:49 PM

Cheryl Said:

Wow...potty training...eeeuuuuu.

And no...I don't remember that song...maybe you can sing it for me sometime!

on Jan 11, 2007 7:44:15 PM

julie carobini Said:

Um, you're kinda busy this week, aren't you. Hee--hee!

on Jan 12, 2007 12:49:34 AM

Geekwif Said:

Don't know the song, but it made me laugh anyway! We're big on parodies around here.

on Jan 12, 2007 7:11:18 AM

Stacey Said: