Today I had a freak accident, and there was blood. My blood.
I was sitting on the couch (this part gets freaky, especially if you know me at all well) preparing to WRITE CHRISTMAS CARDS. Uh huh. It's the third week in October, y'all. You are correct. I am a freak. Every Monday i camp out on the couch, planning to listen to Mike as he hosts a call-in financial show on the radio. So I'm there, waiting for it to start, getting my cards organized. I have a ball point pen in one hand, and am reaching for my address book with the other hand. And then... BAM. A dove slams into the window LOUDLY and scares the crud out of me, and i JAM THE BALL POINT PEN STRAIGHT UP MY RIGHT NOSTRIL. Um. Whaa? Blood gushes, as I have apparently stabbed through that inner septum thing that is supposed to divide one nose hole from the other nose hole. Unless, of course, you stab a small tunnel straight through it. (no not all the way through, but it FELT like it.)
I think the dove was ok. I didn't see loads of blood dripping from it or anything, unlike me. The irony here is that was a bird of peace, and symbolically represented on the Christmas cards i had purchased and was preparing to write. After that, I put them away and went with the green Christmas tree ones. Bird of peace. Pfft. Bird of gore. (And wreckless flight.)
bonus #1 A cause I love, and hello? ebay! two of my faves! Thanks, HolySIster for the link!
bonus #2 Yea to Joel for sending me this one!
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Your Comments
A pen went up your nose??? I'm trying to imagine the circumstances that would have allowed that pen to be perfectly positioned to end up in your nose.
Nope, can't do it. Sure makes for a good blog post though! I wish those weird things would happen to me. Then I'd have more interesting things to write about. Well, maybe not pens up my nose, but, you know, interesting things. Like kids being magically slammed against walls and stuff, you know.
Really like Bonus #2. I've always wondered if supermodels were really aliens. Now I know - they're just Photoshopped!
I'm sorry you got hurt, but that was a really funny story! I wanted to write a more creative comment, but every time I think about it I start cracking up...and since I am at work, and everyone knows my job isn't funny, I think I better stop now. Thanks for the laugh, hope you feel better!
Well, you could still send the cards out because it still goes with the Christmas color theme right? Red and green - you just can't go wrong.
Oh, and I hope your nose is healing well and not swollen. If not, please don't let that stop you from coming this weekend. I promise I won't stare at your nose the entire time...
Sorry to be laughing at your pain and blood. For some reason a memory of a song from childhood popped into my mind: "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes..." Don't remember the rest of the song (good news, huh?)
At first you had me feeling guilty about my plan not to send Christmas cards this year, but as I read on I discovered a whole new reason to add to my list.
Thanks for that.
I tried commenting before linking to your post, but something went bonkers... thanks for stopping by my blog, and thanks again for the laugh! :-) I really needed it today... matter of fact, got any more, because tonight wasn't so hot either!
I'll be back around again soon...
You've GOT to be kidding! That is one of the wierdest things I've read about in a while. I assume you didn't go to ER?