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None of Ethan-6yr's Business!
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Just another conversation with Ethan-6 yr:

"So, Mom?"

"Yeah?"

"When do you think you and dad will be ready to mate again?"

(long, stunned pause.)

"TURN OFF ANIMAL PLANET AND GO PLAY OUTSIDE!"

Ethan-6yr was genuinely puzzled at my response, having thought it was a perfectly reasonable question. Sheesh.

No more Animal Planet for awhile, I think.

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Rebecca Said:

Hee hee!

Never a dull moment, eh?

"Probably as soon as the temperature is back down below 100." lol

on Jul 24, 2006 6:29:07 PM

You've got a live wire there! He sounds like he's 6 going on 16.

on Jul 24, 2006 7:42:53 PM
Heather Said:

hahahahahahahahaha!

on Jul 24, 2006 7:46:15 PM
Blaine Said:

I really could have used a "Use the Restroom Before You Read This" warning!!! OK, not quite that bad, but TOOOOO funny!!!

It reminds me of the day a few years ago, when my son (now 11) asked from the 3rd row of the Suburban on the way to church, "Mom...Do you know what an STD is?"

Gasp..Cough...Hack!! (pause to gather composure)

"Um...Son, what do you think it is?"

Unfortunately, he really did want to know about THAT!!

on Jul 24, 2006 8:16:23 PM
Kim Said:

Snort. Bahahahaha.

Kids. The true wild animals in this life.

on Jul 24, 2006 9:11:15 PM
Jan Said:

LOL
Is that a hint that he wants a new baby brother or sister?

on Jul 24, 2006 9:30:08 PM
Diane J. Said:

Well?!? You mean you left the kid wondering? ;-)

on Jul 24, 2006 9:37:13 PM
Faith Said:

someday soon he will be horrified that he he even thought of that question!

on Jul 24, 2006 9:38:34 PM
Jeana Said:

Too funny! I'm still laughing about the second medical opinion.

on Jul 24, 2006 9:45:24 PM
Kristina Said:

HA! That is so funny!

on Jul 24, 2006 9:53:13 PM
chilihead Said:

THAT is too funny.

on Jul 24, 2006 10:44:48 PM
YellowMama Said:

Oh my word, this is just too funny. This reminds me of the time when "W" was watching her hamsters mate. The male was licking the female in the behind area. You could see the cogs turning in her head and asked..."Does Dad lick your bottom?" Like a stoplight..from yellow mama to red mama!

on Jul 24, 2006 11:41:16 PM
kelli Said:

Oh how funny! Don't you just love how they are sincere and truly hurt when you don't answer! :)

on Jul 24, 2006 11:41:29 PM
Susanne Said:

Hahahaha! Out of the mouths of babes! And I love your classic response "Go play outside". Hee!

on Jul 24, 2006 11:50:11 PM
Cindy Said:

Hilarious!

on Jul 25, 2006 12:05:16 AM
owlhaven Said:

How funny!!


I am at a new place now-- so come by! (see link)

Mary, mom to many

on Jul 25, 2006 1:48:03 AM
heather* Said:

that is too stinkin' funny!!!

on Jul 25, 2006 2:14:50 AM
Geekwif Said:

Hilarious!!!

on Jul 25, 2006 7:15:36 AM
cheeriobutt Said:

Ha! Ha! Ha! This is funny!
I saw Yellowmama's comment on here and died as well! Ha! Ha!

on Jul 25, 2006 8:29:06 AM

NoHeDidNOT!!

on Jul 25, 2006 9:18:14 AM
Damselfly Said:

Hmm, wait until he watches a show in which he finds out some animals eat their young ...! Just kidding, how funny!

on Jul 25, 2006 9:32:25 AM
Barb Said:

I can think of a lot more awkward ways he could have posed that question. Maybe Animal Planet's a GOOD thing.

on Jul 25, 2006 11:33:39 AM
millicent Said:

oh man! that is way too funny!

on Jul 25, 2006 11:35:08 AM
Patrick B Said:

First off, that was tooooo funny. Yellow Mama made me scare the cat.

Now if you are interested, my pastor has a 10 year old who is just as precocious.

on Jul 25, 2006 12:22:05 PM
Heth Said:

That is seriously funny.

on Jul 25, 2006 1:07:28 PM